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Joanna
Full length
August 15, 2026 at The Tank, NYC
But we’re happy! I’m really happy. And relationships take work! Right? And mostly I’m happy.
It’s been six years since Joanna vanished. But Kate doesn’t know about that.
Kate is fine. She just moved in with Marcus—which is good! It’s great, actually. He’s really working on himself. He’s reading books about stress management. He’s doing so well that he hasn’t even told her about his former girlfriend who inexplicably disappeared.
Marcus doesn’t think about Joanna anymore.
But when Joanna’s mother, Sharon, suddenly reappears—bringing boxes of Joanna’s things and a fervent belief that Joanna will return—revelations about the past warp the present. Kate grows close to Sharon and becomes obsessed with the beautiful missing woman she never met, while Marcus’s calm exterior fractures. Blending psychological drama, dark comedy, and surreal horror, Joanna explores grief, control, intimacy, and the ways women shape and disappear into each other.
Infinite Leg
One act
August 28 - 30 at Target Margin Theater, NYC
I’m going to stomp on women like a fucking godzilla, gonna stomp through the city like a T-rex. They’re gonna scream when they see me coming.
Get big! John, Mike, Dan, and J started off as strangers recovering from leg-lengthening surgery at a boarding house in Europe, but now, they’re brothers. As the big guys crank leg (an agonizing medical procedure that lengthens their bones millimeters at a time), they cheer each other on, share secrets, and imagine how their lives will transform with a few hard-won centimeters.
An absurd comedy inspired by drag performance, body dysmorphia, and the craziest corners of the internet.
You Need Help
Full length
August 2025 at The Tank, NYC
Directed by Bailey Nassetta
There are no cell phones allowed at Peace Valley Farms, where sophisticated urbanites send their children to milk cows and live out their back-to-the-land fantasies. The girls of Sycamore cabin don’t mind, though. They just learned about manifesting, and they’ve got intentions to set. It’s the summer after sixth grade, and the seven Sycamore girls spend it terrorizing and taking care of one other as they navigate crushes, periods, gangrene, and bunny murder.
Written by a veteran middle school teacher and starring a teenage cast, YOU NEED HELP explores the tension between safety and freedom, the interdependence of all living things, and what it means to seek control when even your own body is in chaos.
Here lies Dizzy, warm in the earth like we will all be someday. Tonight the worms will eat Dizzy, and tomorrow the birds will eat the worms, and the next day the cows will eat the birds, and that’s how we nourish ourselves. That’s how we grow. That’s how life goes.
Busted
One act
July 2025 at the Chain Theatre, NYC
Inspired by real-life events, BUSTED asks the vital question, “What if you were so annoying that your therapist faked her own death to get away from you?”
Presented as part of the Chain Theatre’s 2025 Summer One Act Festival
Directed by Katy Early, starring Lucy Livingston and Dana D’Ascoli