a solo king lear inspired by my grandfather’s death from alzheimers (I am writing this)

women talking but it’s boy band stans after the lead singer is cancelled (I tried writing this)

no exit but it’s all the women kennedy men have killed and the afterlife is the hyannis port compound (I probably won’t write this)

a drag ensemble piece using verbatim text from the r/limblengthening subreddit (I have a draft of this)

a documentary about the jimmy awards (they said no but I’m going to try again)

a stoner buddy comedy about women in their 30s at their college reunion (I just started writing this)

a TYA company that only does greek drama (this is my one true million dollar idea, please don’t take it)

a play based on charlotte salomon’s illustrated singspiel leben? oder theater? (started, got overwhelmed)

uber but for toilets (angel investor needed, would love to explain more)

murder mystery at an old inn upstate during a snowstorm and my supposedly dead therapist is there (I will write this someday)